Day 11: Back to it.

Thanks to my personal nutritionist, who answered my question with a lengthy email.

It sounds like you're referring to a "calories in vs. calories out" type of equation. First you need to understand that one pound of fat is made up of roughly 3,500 extra calories. So in order to lose one pound of fat, you need to create a caloric deficit of 3,500 calories.

Basically, you can create a deficit of calories in three different ways:

1. Eat fewer calories than you burn each day. Keep in mind that your body burns calories all day long as part of your basal metabolic rate (BMR), because it takes energy (calories) for your body to perform basic physiological functions that are necessary for life—breathing, digesting, circulating, thinking and more. On top of that, physical activity (bathing, walking, typing and exercising) uses even more calories each day.

Example: If you eat 500 fewer calories each day for a week, you'll lose about one pound of fat (500 calories x 7 days = 3,500 calories). Again, keep in mind that your SparkDiet has already done these calculations for you, so simply follow the calorie recommendations on your plan (don't eat less than is already recommended).

2. Burn more calories than you consume by increasing your physical activity. If you eat enough calories to support your BMR, but exercise more, you'll create a caloric deficit simply by burning extra calories. This works only when you're not overeating to begin with.

Example: Regardless of your BMR, if you exercised to burn an extra 500 calories each day, you'll lose about one pound of fat in a week (500 calories x 7 days = 3,500 calories).

3. A combination of eating fewer calories and exercising to burn more calories. This is the most effective way to lose weight and keep it off. It's much easier to create a substantial calorie deficit when you combine dieting with exercise because you don't have to deprive yourself from food, and you don't have to exercise in crazy amounts.

Example: If you cut just 200 calories a day from your diet and burned just 300 calories a day by exercising, you'd lose about one pound per week. Compare that to the other examples above—you're losing weight at about the same rate without making major changes to your diet or exercise routine. Some people hate to cut calories, while others hate to exercise, so a combination approach allows you to do more of whatever comes easier for you.

As long as you are consistent, your calorie deficit will "add up" over time, and you’ll slim down. But it's important to remember that your Nutrition and Fitness recommendations are already based on the goals you created. You don't have to do any extra math.

It's also important to note that although this math seems relatively simple, our bodies are very complicated and you might not always see the results you expect based on equations alone. Many other factors can affect your weight loss rate along the way.

Current weight: heh didn't gain, still surprisingly 228

Workout
  1. Squats 5x5 @ 210lbs (+5lbs)
  2. Bench Press 5x5 @ 190lbs (+5lbs)
  3. Dead lifts (Romanian) 5x5 210lbs (+5lbs)
  4. Pull Downs 5x5 @ 160 (+10lbs)
  5. Military Press 5x8 @ 110lbs (+5lbs)
Cardio
  1. Bike: 45 minutes
Meals
  1. Breakfast: Slimfast optima 200 cal
  2. Lunch: Slimfast optima 200 cal
  3. Dinner: Beef Short Ribs with rice and vegetables 900 cal

Day Ten: Two steps back

I just realized that with all the rain that we've been having, I haven't workout since Tuesday. Naturally my diet has suffered as well. This is a big set back, brought on by my lazy ass. Damn.

Day Nine: Can't drive 55

Gonna write me up a 125, Post my face wanted dead or alive,
Take my license, all that jive, I can't drive 55!
No, no no, I can't drive... (I can't drive 55!)
I can't drive... (I can't drive 55!)
I can't drive 55! - Sammy Hagar


Waaay back in the day, when Sammy Hagar was not associated with Van Halen, the speed limit was indeed 55 mph. I was nine in 1987 when the speeding limit was changed from 55 mph to 65 mph. I can remember telling my dad not to go over 65 mph because 65 mph was too fast. He would laugh and tell me 65 isn't fast. All this was happening as I sat in the trunk area, of a Dodge LTD station wagon without any seat belts.


21 years later I can still hear my Dad's voice saying "65 isn't fast", and truth be told the only time that I drive 65 mph on the freeway is if there's traffic. So today I was on the 210 west headed to Victoria Gardens for some post Turkey day spending, the weather was clear and dry, unlimited visibility and traffic was light and moving well. All components for me to speed.
Then I get pulled over.

I'm issued a 22349 (a) VC, speeding. Apparently I'm going 90 mph, the officer reduces it to 87. I was hoping that when he pulls up my file, he would see that I work at a correctional facility ie; prison, and let me off with a warning like the other 4 officer have done. But it was not the case. I'm guessing, since it is the end of the month he needs to fill his quota.

I now have several options, appear in court and fight this misdemenor or to pay the fine. Good thing I have until January of next year to think about it.

Day Eight: Thankful for...

You've probably experienced going around the Thanksgiving table so everyone can say what he's thankful for. I used to dread this, because I thought it was corny beyond words. And what did I have to be thankful for that wouldn't sound shallow? But this year will be a bit different.

I'm thankful that I came out of surgery without any complications. Although it was just a tonsillectomy I didn't have any post surgery infections.

I'm thankful that the cyst that was found near my brain stem was a non issue. The doctor said it probably was there my whole life, and that the headaches were probably stress enduced.

I'm thankful that in this economy I have a career that enables me to live a good lifestyle. Have you noticed that the usual water cooler complaining has cooled off this year? Suddenly it doesn't sound so smart to complain about your job or your boss. Such bitching can be draining. It's good for business and morale that people are more committed to doing a good job. Even if they don't love their job, they recognize that having benefits is a good thing. If you were unfortunate enough to lose your job, you can find reason to be thankful, too. Unemployment benefits for about 1.2 million Americans

I'm thankful that I live in a country where all I have to worry about is paying my bills on time. I could still be living in the Philippines where all kinds of shit is happening.

I'm thankful that homes are getting more affordable. I think real estate prices should stabilize soon and if they get a little cheaper in the meantime, it will only make homes more attainable for all those Americans still hoping for a piece of the dream on terms they can afford.

I'm thankful that gas prices are falling. Last summer, gas prices nationally averaged over $4 a gallon. Now gas is at $1.87 on average nationally and heating oil costs are about 20% lower than last year.

And finally I'm thankful that I have a relationship in Jesus Christ. We live in a world filled with worry. There is always something to worry about. Jesus offers us comfort in a world where there is so much to worry about. If you have a personal relationship with him, then you will know to put all your problems in his hands. As humans, we can only do so much. We have to put the rest in his hands. The hardest part of making it in life is simply letting go or our situations and letting Jesus take control.

Oh, and to end on a non serious note. I give you big bird!








Day Seven: Week in review

So it's the seventh day of this bet and I'm going to post the results. I'm going to be brutally honest. Other than the past two days, I've kept to this diet. It looks to be a long and difficult road ahead of me.


Current weight. 228 lbs I've lost 2 lbs. 28 more to go.

Day Six: Whispering eye.

I'm done with another work week, and thank God it's finally over! Time to relax and unwind.
With that in mind I went and watched Role models.


"No venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact tall is large and grande is spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's italian. Congratulations you're stupid in three languages." -Danny


I found the film to be immensely relatable, which is probably a bad thing because these role models are often anything but. Danny flips out on a barista over their ridiculous insistence on serving “Grandes” and “Ventis,” While Wheeler spends most of his day thinking about, and looking at, breasts. The conversations and style of speaking rings true to the way we talk these days, with plenty of curse words and sarcastic comebacks. Seann William Scott especially impressed me in this outing. He is spot on hilarious and seems like he’d fit in with any group of assholes, aka, our friends and us. Paul Rudd nails the depressed sarcastic guy, who by his own admission “hates everything.” His indifference to the world after his break-up is hilarious and delivered with such deadpan sincerity it’s easy to laugh out loud. All in all, Role Models is a very funny film with lots of laugh out loud moments, which is rare for me. The audience who saw it with me voiced their enthusiasm with near constant raucous laughter. I say you go see it. It’ll keep you in laughing from start to finish.





Current Weight: 228lbs

Workout

  1. Every muscle sore didn't work out.

Meals ( two days in a row damn)
  1. Breakfast: Beef soup 600 cal
  2. Lunch: Grilled Chicken thigh, and grilled sole, one cup rice. 750 cal
  3. Dinner: Grilled chicken thigh, and grilled sole, one cup rice. 750 cal

Day Five: Manipulating the system


Pretty much the voice of Bill Watterson dictating the current state of our school systems. Dead on if you ask me. The school system is more of a test for being able to acquire knowledge than preparation for anything worthwhile.

Current Weight: 227lbs

Workout

  1. Squats 5x5 @ 205lbs (+20)
  2. Bench Press 5x5 @ 185lbs
  3. Dead lifts (Romanian) 5x5 205lbs (+20)
  4. Pull Downs 5x5 @ 150 (+10)
  5. Military Press 5x8 @ 105lbs (+25)
Cardio
  1. Run: 45 minutes
Meals (man I fucked up today)
  1. Breakfast: Salmon Chowder, with white rice 960 cal
  2. Lunch: Denny's country fried steak and eggs 1200 cal
  3. Dinner: Salmon Chowder, with white rice 960 cal

Day Four: Hell Freezes Over

It was a long time for you / It was a long time for me / It’d be a long time for anyone / But looks like it was meant to be

—“There Was a Time”

Yes it's true, the album that took 15 years to make has finally dropped today. I was 9 when the genius of "Appetite for Destruction" hit the stores, and while I couldn't buy the tape due to the fact that my parents hated metal, I knew I could rock out to the sweet licks of "Sweet Child o' Mine", "Welcome to the Jungle", and "Paradise City" on the now defunct Pirate radio in the comfort of my room.

The mention of GNR brings back so many memories from my childhood that it was with great anticipation when I purchased Guns and Roses new album "Chinese Democracy". So was it worth it? Sadly it was not. I wanted to be wowed, just as I was 20 years ago when the music of Guns N' Roses was hungry, reckless and born of the streets. But Chinese Democracy tries way to hard to to rock. Out of the 14 tracks that I listened to only 2 captured the effortless, dirty rawness we need from G N’ R. There are flashes of real promise in some of the melodies here but all too often they are mired in misguided arrangements. As a whole, there's no direction, no theme, no focus. And after 15 years, well, that's bound to happen.

Day 4: Current weight 229

Workout
  1. Squats 5x5 @ 185lbs
  2. Dips 5x5 @ BW 230lbs
  3. Dead lifts (Romanian) 5x5 185lbs
  4. Pull Downs 5x5 @ 140
  5. Military Press 5x8 @ 80lbs
Meals
  1. Breakfast: Slimfast optima 200 cal
  2. Lunch: Slimfast optima 200 cal
  3. Dinner: Tofu Curry, with white rice 800 cal

Day Three: Empty shell

"For the living know that they shall die; but the dead know not anything, neither have they any more a reward; for the memory of them is forgotten. And their love, and their hatred, and their envy is now perished; neither have they any more a portion forever in anything that is done under the sun." Ecclesiastes 9:5 & 6


There is no spirit of Grandma looking down on us from Heaven sending her love to the group of her grand kids. While it is a comforting thought, it's totally incorrect. So as we gathered on that hillside to pay respects to our Grandma for her birthday had she lived, it occurred to me that this little reunion of cousins was not for Grandma, but for us. It was for our benefit to meet so we could bring our sorrow and grief to the surface so that the living could comfort each other and solidify our group bonds. So that we could all share in the memories and be enriched by her stories. So we wouldn't forget her.

We still think of you and we miss you.



Grandma 1923-2008




Workout:
none rest day

Day Two: Time to kick some rocks!

There is an anecdote that Samuel Johnson, the British Writer, Was asked how he would refute Bishop Berkeley's statement that the world was an illusion.

"I refute it thus!" he said, and kicked a large rock.

Some people think he was right, some think he was wrong, and some don't think about it at all.

I've been thinking about it.

It's all because yesterday was world philosophy day and the BBC was kind enough to put up an article on:

Four philosophical questions to make your brain hurt



What both Johnson and Berkeley were concerned with is the nature of reality. Perhaps Johnson's answer showed a profound understanding of the nature of reality, on the other hand, perhaps it showed a profound ignorance. It could have shown a profound frustration, because what we are talking about here is metaphysics, which means we are dealing with beliefs, with faith-scientific proof is lacking.

Some people consider this existence like the caverns of Socrates, for a more modern example the matrix, basically the reality of perceptions. We can only perceive reality through our senses, we gauge reality by what we perceive, by what our senses tell us, and by what we make of those perceptions.

Sometimes, when I have a particularly bad shift, I'll stand outside the gates of the prison, look up at the sky and think to myself "Is this another Cavern of Socrates?"

Then I'll go and kick a rock.

Day 2:
Current weight: 228lbs (probably due to water loss and empty stomach)

Workout
  1. Squats 5x5 @ 185lbs
  2. Dips 5x5 @ BW 230lbs
  3. Dead lifts (Romanian) 5x5 185lbs
  4. Pull Downs 5x5 @ 140
  5. Military Press 5x8 @ 80lbs
Cardio
  1. No running today my shins hurt like hell
Meals
  1. Breakfast: Slimfast optima 200 cal
  2. Snack: Lean pockets 250 cal
  3. Lunch: Slimfast optima 200 cal
  4. Dinner: Salisbury steak 3 pieces, 2 cups broccoli. 800 cal

Day one: The bet.

This is primarily going to be a progress blog. You see, I made a little wager with my brother to lose 30 lbs by March 22, which is my sister's wedding. The wager consists of $1,ooo, my Xbox 360, and the inability to play final fantasy VIII for one whole year if I lose. If I win, I get... 30lbs lighter. This wager was place while I was in a bit of a euphoric mood, so I easily agreed to his stipulations. The problem is, 30 lbs in 4 months is quite a challenge. I've lost that much before but it required an excruciating amount of work, basically doing "2-a-days", almost 45 minutes of cardio and the metabolism of being 21. Now, I'm older, have little time to workout, (I sometimes work 16 hour days.) and I work nights. While it seems that I'm already making excuses, I'm not. I'm just stating the facts. Now for the program.

I'm going to be using a full body workout that consists of compound exercises to get me back into lifting form. This is going to be used until I can get my squat up to 300lbs. This workout is a basic 25 strong lift taken from T-nation.com

Cardio and diet are also a must to be able to get to my goal. Because I work primarily at night, I've been eating fast food for the majority of the past 5 years. Needless to say my diet sucked. So to start off I'm going to exchange my usual breakfast of 2 McDonalds sausage and egg McMuffins to using slimfast optima. Most people would be asking "but what about using protein shakes?" They hurt my kidneys and Slimfast tastes better.

With cardio, I'm going to start with a basic boring 45 minute jog. The distance does not matter at this point only that I go 45 minutes. Maybe later on I'll add in some H.I.T training.





Day 1:
Current weight: 230lbs

Workout

  1. Squats 5x5 @ 185lbs
  2. Dips 5x5 @ BW 230lbs
  3. Dead lifts (Romanian) 5x5 185lbs
  4. Pull Downs 5x5 @ 140
  5. Military Press 5x8 @ 80lbs
Cardio
  1. Run: 45 minutes
  2. Speed bag 10 minutes
Meals
  1. Breakfast: slimfast optima
  2. Lunch: slimfast optima
  3. Dinner: White rice, salad, beef teryiaki.