While I can reluctantly reconcile the idea that vampires feed on animal blood because they want to be able to live side-by-side with humans, I cannot accept changes like ’sunlight is harmless to a vampire.’ No, that’s not true… I cannot accept changes like ’sunlight is harmless to a vampire, they just have to come out at night because their skin sparkles like glitter in sunshine.’
The vampires fucking sparkle. THEY SPARKLE!
That very concept is riddled with FAIL and AIDS.
Current weight: 227
Workout: rest day
Day 17: They fucking sparkle
Posted by GBerto Saturday, December 6, 2008 at 7:15 PM
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